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Hello, and welcome to  Cosmic Cathy’s advice column, where I will answer your problems by asking my trusty tarot cards your questions. Be them big or small, comedy related or personal, I will deliver the answer to all your woes with one turn of the card!

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Dear Cosmic Cathy, My cat has decided she’s the star of all my video calls, and I can’t convince her otherwise. Any tips on keeping her out of the spotlight? Bengal-Butler, Kintyre. 

 

Dear Bengal-Butler,  I have drawn The Nine of Cups for you, a card which says all your dreams have come true and that you are a very lucky person indeed. Which I am sure is exactly what your cat is trying to tell you and the world within your screen. Accept that you are lucky enough to serve this magnificent beast and be proud to show her off. 

 

 

Dear Cosmic Cathy, I’ve got a friend who’s a little too fond of borrowing my tools and then completely forgetting to bring them back. How do I handle this without creating drama? Cosmic-Cathy's friend, Highlands. 

 

Dear Dave, I have drawn The Two of Cups to answer your dilemma, a card denoting a strong and lasting bond between two people which advises you speak openly and honestly knowing you will be accepted and the bond will not break … unlike if you write passive aggressive letters to my column!

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Please send in your problems, big or small for next month’s Cosmic Cathy column. 

  

Disclaimer: Cosmic Cathy can only take credit for positives that come from your reading, she cannot be implemented in personal catastrophes, court cases or your divorce.