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Pet of the month! Aimée Hinds 

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Ralph 

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This is Ralph

He likes to eat as much food as possible and doesn’t care if the other two don’t get enough. this is why he’s fat. He’s doesn’t care, He thinks he’s biggie smalls.

He likes to pish carpets and occasionally work tops and encourages his own pet (also a cat) to do the same.

He likes to steal socks and hide them. 

He likes to fight his arch nemesis, Who is also a black cat. There’s a regular bloods vs crips gang fight out the backdoor. 

He loooves people and doesn’t know the meaning of personal space. 

He likes cuddles on demand and won’t stop pawing you til he gets his way. 

He likes to wake his mother up every morning by gently placing one razor sharp claw up her right nostril and expanding the claw til she feels pain. He’s ever so gentle when inflicting this pain though. 

He doesn’t like being told what to do. 

He doesn’t like being given into trouble. (See photo) 

he doesn’t like it if you’re not cuddling him how he feels he should be cuddled and will claw at you until you move into a position he approves of. 

He doesn’t like not getting the attention he thinks he deserves. 

He doesn’t like missing any drama in the street and makes sure he bolts to the window when he hears it.

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